Somer Canon is a minivan revving suburban mother who avoids her neighbors for fear of being found out as a weirdo. When she’s not peering out of her windows, she’s consuming books, movies, and video games that sate her need for blood, gore, and things that disturb her mother. She’s also the Splatterpunk Award nominated author of works such as Killer Chronicles, A Fresh Start, and The Hag Witch or Tripp Creek.
Okay, you’ve seen the bio that will appear in the backs of my books and novellas, so allow me to expand. I’m a lifelong fan of books and horror and it is my extreme pleasure to be able to count myself among the amazing horror writers working today. I may not be on their level, but I’m sort of on the same planet and that makes me happy.
I’m married to the guy that I took to my Senior prom and together we have two sons who regularly teach us the true meaning of “horror.” I really do abuse the V6 in my minivan on the roads of Eastern Pennsylvania and I really do try to disturb my mother, even though it was she who taught me to love the horror genre.